I thought I’d feel more ready for Mudderella by now. But I don’t and I’m terrified.
what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
god FUCKING dammit legal systemI thought this was going to be an onion post orliterallyunbelievablebut
what the actual fuck
*logs onto tumblr*
SoA s6 gag reel
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
This. Someone put into words.
The Hollywood Reporter Portraits – Before We Go.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you
Older dogs are just wise puppies.